Bitches be crazy

Matt Antis
Age-17

May 26

County Champs

After going to counties yesterday on tuesday and coming in second to westbury in counties for the 400m relay i was kinda dissapointed i wanted to end my track year with champions of something

But today in the 800m relay team with Mikey Filli Dan and me that was accomplished today after all of us running good races we still didnt have the lead in the end and i was running 3rd leg. I handed the baton to filli who was last and he had a good distance to catch up, bnut filli being the inhuman tank he is passed the kid in front of him for us to win Counties.

After we won we got sick plaques it was a sick race


May 17

Divisions Track 2010

Wooooo won divisions Boys i ran a good 400m in 53 secs and got a good 17 feet 5 inches in the long jump…well 16 feet 5 inches technically…but thats cause i jumped before the line

The Biggest bullshit ever of today tho had to be the 400m relay team…Me Zach Dan and Cheese all ran a beastly 400m It started off with zach in the first leg holding a good 3rd then cheese picked us up to 2nd and dan held 2nd place handing the baton to me i instantle started sprinting towards the first place person and passed him on the last 100m stretch i saw everyone going crazy, it was the last race of the day and everyone was watching intently on us and i heard everyone cheering and finished the race,

We did it we won first place we were division champs i turned over to where my stuff was yelled in triumph and threw my baton down on the turf upon turning around, the official comes up to me and tells me you knwo u cant throw your baton down and disqualifies me, including my whole team..

We were stripped of our title just like that throwing a baton down in triumph= disqualification…im no genius but im pretty sure me throwing my baton down away from everyone else can effect any other runner running the race.

This has had to be one of the biggest bullshit events that has occured but its all okay because we all know who really won first and thats all that really matters, well make our own fucking plaque and medals for ourselves better then the track officials can give us


Apr 22

Mets games and more

April 19th- Went to a met game with me tkaps, kelley and Azzy…getting there was a crazy…stupid women and GPS haha but the game was sick we had some crazy seats and mets won 6-2 and ike davis made his debut and was amazing

April 20th- got mets tickets again and went to a met game with skeets Rek G and Sam…it was  a crazy day and Demi got hit by a drunk driver but luckily she as ok…we planned to tailgate b4 the game but my friends were retarted and decided to do it after anyway the Mets won again im probaly good luck and after we ate some good BBQ and G’s house

April 21- I visited the Guggenheim museum and saw a bunch of famous artists painting it was pretty cool

…After School i competed in a spanish poetry contest at hofstra…after stuttering and forgetting a line i felt i had really messed up and it was a waste to go, but after when i forgot my jacket near the judges table i talked to the judges and to my suprise and said i had unofficially came in 3rd and could have done better if i didnt mess up on my lines because my poem+ spanish accent was good. It just goes to show that sometimes u have to have more confidence and think more optimistic because things arent as bad as they seem


Apr 18

march + april events

Tri-D Congress- mcing with mike crazy party after arriving late, kid saying never do stand up again

spring break- chilling with friends Mom started to finally get better Kelley came over for Passover then mom went away on cruise, Lots of parties at omars…Went with Azzy + jenny with teels on crazy adventure in GC visited her sister, Kelley came over ate at cheeseburger cheeseburger,Then i went to easter for holidays and my grandmas house with my dad

Herricks- won best speaker and tri-D won…kid saying me and kelley inspired him

Mets game- saw the first Extra innings met game…mets lost in bottom of the 10th but still was a fun game haha threw a 60 mph fast ball on the thing russell did like a 35 mph chilled in G-mobile

Got a new max bench press weight of 185 pounds after me and tyler discovered that the bar war 45 pounds not 35

Track meet saw bogatz- tied his record kept up with an insanely fast black kid got a 52.4 on the 400m which tied Mr. bogatz record


College Visits

Just got back with the family from visiting up albany and new paltz both looked really cool and such and college is getting to be more real…but the real lesson i learned was that i never wanna ever be in a car with my family for prolonged amounts of time again…thank you ipod i love you


Apr 2

Jewish Cracker

today i was called a jewish cracker by a girl who had just recently told me she just relapsed on her cocaine…

i later decided to do a last april fools joke and make up jew day a day when jews celebrate there jew pride and pick up pennies from the ground and eat matzah all day…good times


Mar 25

done with this tumblr

ehhh i dont think i can keep doing this website its to…weird


Mar 17

St Patricks Day

St Patricks day holy fucking shit thats all im gonna say haha


Mar 14

Brokerage

March 10th

Today i performed at the brokerage was really cool met some sick comedians and did fairly well for my first time. My family came to watch and they said i did a good job…but u can never trust your familys opinion soo ill hopefully be bale to do it again and see what others say and if i do good


The Monsoon

Went to Demis for the city ended up racing a train and obviously beating it then going to the city in the crazy monsoon…wantagh looked like hurricane katrina soo much dmg was done and it u could barely walk through the winds. A

After going to planet hollywood and eating i left early with Glenn to make the 740 train even tho everyone else made the train,

I went picked up kelley and we chilled at mi casa

After the storm took its effect and i had to take the lexus to drive her back home


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